this was so cute lma o and made me giggle
This makes me happy haha
I hate retail.
[mocking voice] “Do you like have.. Ice?
[normal voice] Yeah it’s outside.
“Do I have to go out and.. Get it? Cause the one over there, it’s- it’s empty. It is emp-tee. And I just want some ice.”
No I can go out and get it for you, how many do you want?
“Hmm.. well, how big are the bags? Cause I-I have a lot of drinks, cause I’m throwing a party.”
Uh, I don’t know, I can bring one in and we can-
“That would be lovely.”
Brings the bag of ice in,
“Oh, oh, that’s too big. Do you have a smaller one?
And I’m like well if you’re making a lot of drinks you’re gonna want a lot of ice, dontcha?
“[sharp breath] Mmm……. You’re right. Can I get five bags please? Thank you.”
